This Podcast Could Be SEXIST!

Oh my! Don thinks he's some kind of God's gift to women on this week's podcast! All the different women, the the Clintonesque large numbers, the whole attitude!  The only conclusion we could draw is...the whole thing smells of SEXISM, but that won't stop us from bringing you these entertaining tunes, straight from the private collection of Don himself:

Women - Kinsey Report
Money Lovin' Women - Albert King
Skinny Little Women - Bobby Rush
Lazy Women - Bo Didley
Four Women - Don Covey
Ten Little Women - Cub Coda
Thirteen Women  B2B 
with Danny Gatton 
and Fuzztones
The Left Banke for Toni Hairspray
49 Women - Pee Wee King
Nasty Women - Andre Williams
Texas Women - Guitar Shorty
Honky Tonk Women B2B 
with Daddy Mack Band 
and Taj Mahal
New York City Women - The Booze
My Four Women - Sly Fox
Mall Women - Lyle Lovett

Oh My, Oh Don...

Oh, it's Trick's Synthetic Podcast!

Gets Down

Mom's been complaining the guys haven't been getting down enough, so to satisfy mom we all get down with all the  "down" tunes we could find on this back 2 back infused edition of Trick's Synthetic Podcast. I could go on, but we might as well get down to business ...

Down The Road Apiece B2B 

with Rolling Stones 

and Amos Milburn

Down By The Sea

Wilson Pickett

Down In The Bottom B2B

with Howlin' Wolf 

and Howlin' Wolf !

Down In Mexico

Sir Douglas Quintet

Down In Dixieland

Leon Russell

Down In The Boondocks B2B 

with Ry Cooder 

and Joe South

Chow Down with Space Explorer!

 (from the NatLapCo archives)

Down By The River B2B 

with John Doe & Jill Sobule 

and Buddy Miles

Down In Texas

Calvin Russell

Down Along The Cove B2B 

with Duke Robillard 

and Johnny Jenkins 

(fea. Duane Allman)

Down In New Orleans

Jimmy Nalls

Down In Mississippi 

Honeyboy Edwards, 

Robert Lockwood,

and Jr., Pinetop Perkins

Down The Road Apiece B2B, again 

with Manfred Mann 

and Crawdaddys 

It's easy to get down with

Trick's Synthetic Podcast!

Here Comes Th' Judge!

Well it was only a matter of time before Don got called before the judge for his questionable driving skills.  Join us as we plead his case on this episode of Trick's Synthetic Podcast . The witness list reads like a first class menu   mystery novel  ... a playlist of songs!

Judge Bludge, The Hanging Judge

Zoog Rift
Good Morning Judge B2B
with  

Wynonnie Harris
and 

Johnny Nicholas
Stand Up And Be Judged

Ewan Stephans
Judge, Judge

Michael Bloomfield
Judge, I'm Not Sorry 

Jorma Kaukonen
Hey, Ride With Me Awhile:
Don't Judge Your Neighbor

Roy Acuff
Laughed At The Judge

The Grease Band
Judge By The Look

Kenny Wayne
A Word From Our Sponsor
Don't Rush To Judge Me

Kenny Wayne
I Can't Judge Nobody

Boston Blackie and Otis Smothers
Shakin' Hands With The Judge

Little Joe Blue
You Can't Judge A Book By Looking At The Cover 

Hans Theessink
Murder In My Heart For The Judge B2B
With 

Moby Grape
and 

Lee Michaels
30 Days

Ronnie Dawson and the D Men

This podcast is good...and that's the truth, 

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!

Down On The Farm

Don and the Colonel get "Down On The Farm" with this trip over to my virtual farm, complete with virtual veggies and virtual cockerel chickens I picked up, virtually, from Big John R...the only non virtual part of the trip is the horn of plenty full of farm tunes including:

Down On Farm - Webb Wilder
On The Farm - NRBQ
Maggie's Farm B2B 
with 
Frederick Hibbert 
and 
Mark 5
Miss Judy's Farm - Faces
Levon Helm B2B 
with 
America's Farm 
and 
Poor Old Dirt Farmer
Animal Farm - The Kinks
Old McDonald Had A Farm Pt. 1and2 - Rufus Thomas
Farmer John B2B 
with 
The Searchers 
and 
The Premiers
The Farmer's Daughter - The Beach Boys
Farm Girl - Ry Cooder
Sweet Farm Girl - Harmonica Frank Floyd
The Old Farm - Barry McGuire
Down On The Farm - Seasick Steve
On The Farm - Skip Roper and The Whirling Spurs

This is a virtual masterpiece!

 

The Special Feature Special

Everybody knows that Trick's is "special" in a good way...we pride ourselves in presenting the most eclectic podcast possible and pay our cast...well, we won't go there.  One thing that makes us special is our various features such as the original "Back 2 Back", older features like the "Beatle Break" and "Bear's Choice Blues", and newer ones like "Guitar, Man!" and "We Got You Covered."  Join your host and the gang for this special presentation!

"The Special Feature Special"

Another Brick In The Wall B2B
with
Mostly Autumn
and
Luther Wright and The Wrongs

The Beatle Break:
I've Just Seen A Face - Charles River Boys
Lady Madonna - Gondwana
Dear Prudence - Rudy Rotta Band

My Favorite Record:
One More Shot - Levon Helm

Spiritual Spotlite!:
Christian's Automobile -Dixie Hummingbirds

Hey, Ride With Me Awhile:
Waiting For A Train - Big Jeff Bess

Bear's Choice Blues:
Well, Well, Well - Juke Boy Bonner
99mph - Chainsaw Dupont

Mr. Guitar, Man!
Telewhacker - The Twangbangers

We Got You Covered: Jimi Hendrix
Spanish Castle Magic - Diesel
All Along The Watchtower - XTC

Locked In The Studio with...
a Spaceman
The Byrds
William Shatner
Live Byrds!

Join us all for these  Special Features!

The Game of Themes !

We completely ripped off HBO and the hottest show on cable with our own

"Game Of Themes,"  the Game Show, where feuding families do musical battle and cunningly decipher the intertwined theme in a group of songs. Our contestants this week are King Don, from the House of Mayberry,  Ol' King Colonel, from the Southern Kingdom of Sanders, and The Duke, sometimes referred to as... The Duke! So, "you've heard the tunes...now name the theme!" Let's get started !

Clues Round 1:

My Heart Beats Like A Drum - Little Joe Blue

Thought I Heard A Heart Beat - The Inmates

Can't You Hear Your Daddy's Heartbeat - Steve Miller Band

Clues Round 2:

Midnight Shift - Commander Cody

After Midnight B2B with Daddy Mack and

J J Cale with Leon Russell

Walking After Midnight - The Kentucky Headheadhunters

A Word From Our Sponsor: Ralph Spoilsport Motors

Clues Round 3:

Let's Work Together - Rayful Neal

I Got My Mojo Working B2B with The Shadows of Knight and

The Zombies

Howard Johnson's Got His Hojo Working - NRBQ

Clue Round 4:

Wait 'Till Tomorrow - Jimi Hendrix

Tomorrow - Southwest FOB

Tomorrow - Strawberry Alarm Clock

No Tomorrow In Sight - Willie Nelson

Final Bonus Round 5:

Itchy Chicken - Los Straightjackets

Chicken Gumbo - Preston Love

"Game of Themes" Theme

 

First Round starts over at the Trick's Synthetic Arena !

We Spin The TSP "Theme-O-Wheel" ...

When we are suffering podcaster's block, the Ol' Colonel rolls out the "Theme-O-Wheel" for a game of theme roulette! And this week's spin landed on: "Those Girls Your Mom Warned You About!" * which is actually Don and the Colonel's favorite pick and subject around the old water cooler. So come on along was we gossip our way through these questionable women's tunes:

Talk About Girls - Pretty Things N Mates

Clownfaced Woman - 2000 Lbs of Blues

Full Grown Woman - Larry Waters

Mama Was A Go-Go Girl - S.C.O.T.S.

Groupie Girl - John Mayall

The Girl Is The Devil - AWEK

Backstreet Girl B2B with Nicky Scott 

and Mick Jagger

Truck Stop Girl - Byrds

Painted Lady - Rusty Wier

Party Girl - Elvis Costello

Hippie Girl - Unknown Hinson

The Girl Can't Help It B2B with The Animals 

and Tommy Castro

Girl I Almost Married - Beat Farmers

New Girl in the Neighborhood - Chris Spedding

Your Girl's Gone Bad - Kenny Parker

Return of "My Favorite Record" 

with

Sunday School Woman - Otis Smith

* This episode is rated S for Synthetically Sexist!

Get an earful right here!